I Want You…
To join the X-COM: Enemy Unknown project!
That’s right, you can help rid the world of the extraterrestrial threat by signing up for the X-COM project now!
We’re taking applicants from all over the globe, we don’t discriminate on any grounds! We’ll take anybody that can hold and fire a weapon!
If you feel that you can hold and fire a weapon, we want you to sign up now!
You’re paid on a by mission basis. Survive the mission, and you’ll earn a cut of the money we earn from the council for our success! We are also very generous with promoting our units, so advancement opportunities are plentiful!
There is great risk involved, but you already know that, because you accepted the terms and conditions already! You know the great danger you’re about to undertake, but your loyalty to the X-COM project is just the kind of spirit we’re looking for!
And let’s not forget about our great commander, ThatZooooooooo, who will be guiding and giving your squad orders on how to carry out the missions. He’s still a greenhorn, but we wouldn’t just let any schmuck that can use a mouse and keyboard lead precious human lives against the great threat of aliens! We have our complete trust in him, and you should too!
And, if you want to go above and beyond the call of duty, we can allow a certain few to get in touch with the commander ThatZooooooooo over internet voice chat so you can collaborate with him in leading our troops to victory!
If you’re interested in becoming a soldier in the X-COM project, sign up by giving us your name and you’ll be one of the many named heroes in the squadron under ThatZooooooooo!
Don’t wait, sign up today, and you too can be a hero against the greater alien threat!
Defend your home planet!
(Difficulty will be Classic Ironman, using all DLC (Enemy Within, Elite Soldiers, Slingshot))
(I guess this is my way of saying I’m fishing for names. If you want your name in my game… well, here you go! You might die… probably… but it will be fun, right?)
(Also, I’m thinking about either Sunday or Monday for the live stream. I technically start school on Monday, but I don’t have any scheduled classes on Monday this semester… so 3-day weekends every week! Anyway, let me know if you’re interested!)